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you would
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Joined: Sun Feb 12 2006, 01:08AMPosts: 2039 |
this actually happened -[link]- I had tears in my eyes from laughing so hard after reading this. Edited Sun Nov 22 2009, 06:27AM |
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I want to fuck your hand.
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Joined: Thu Feb 15 2007, 09:59PMPosts: 2809 |
LMAO!! I can't wait to go back to college to write one of these papers. I'm going to try and make it as fucked up as possible and still try and get a passing grade. gotta love Intro to Fiction 
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peacebypeice
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Joined: Mon Nov 26 2007, 05:23AM Posts: 1452 |
yikes, lol. and trust me don't write these papers as a joke. i fucked around in college too much and now i have a shite gpa to work on the rest of my college career. unless you go to 2 year college. fuck it. | ||
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Joined: Sat Dec 17 2005, 08:51PM Posts: 3128 |
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That one guy...
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Joined: Tue May 09 2006, 11:59PM Posts: 2603 |
LMFAO, that made me lol hard. I like that he still got 61%. |
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Rudeboy Supreme!
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Joined: Fri Mar 23 2007, 06:37AM Posts: 1252 |
How on earth did the person still pull off a pass? My teacher would shit a brick and get me kicked out of school no joke. My friend wants to bang my teacher so maybe I could blackmail her with ruining her marrige... though her husband is a cool guy. I talk to him the odd time at work, one of his co workers had swine flu I guess and he was all pissed about how she came into work with it. I was all like "ya...I dont want that shit cuz im high risk of dieing...so let me know if she comes around, cuz ill gett all ballin ass and shit in mah hazmat suit and fuck her shit up real good" There is also this wicked ass sign across the street from where I work on the town memorial center and it like has this horse running on it. Like ok we get it, you made a cool sign and put it on the wall....then the fucking company that made it had to advertise their shit...get over it already. sweet, you made a sign that fuckin lights up. I just had a drink of water out of this restaurant style cup and it successfullyyyy dampened my parched mouth. I backed into a ditch with my car cuz i couldnt see out the window and fucked the muffler up lol. At this big as party and like 80% of the people were all bombed the fuck out on extacy. Went rallying in this kids toyota 4 runner in the snow which was pretty sweet. But i spilled beer everywhere cuz i t was so flippin bumpy. AND I was stuck next to this stupid as sluty bitch that kept screaming and was refering to herself in third person..." Racheal is fucked up right now!" OK again. We get it...your drunk, we heard you the first mother fucking time...andddddd your dumb. After we got outta the toyodaaa we realized the driver had blown his clutch out and proceeded to get bombed from a shit load of kids with snow balls. One of which hit me in the eye ball and I was not so pleased. After that, we walked back over to the fire and listened to this kill thats older then me , that always gets supper hammered and yells at people and tried to fight the,. Yell at a kid 4 years younger then him cuz he "thought" he said something about him going to get beat up. which im sure was the alcohol just making it up in his head. THENNN this kid is like " Yo im a little bitch, Im fuckin 15 yeears old and im crying cuz im so scared" and we were all like "uhh yea you're bitch...." Then he was like "Man, this is the first time I ever came to this town...you think I wanna come back after this? no. I dont even know where I am cuz were up some fuckin dirt road in the middle of no where and have absolutly no clue how to get home." Which was kinda funny about not wanting to come back cuz the kids that were from his town were coming over and telling him that if he opened his mouth again he would get knocked the fakkkk out. bottom line... Im tired as fuck and have pretty much no clue why i just wrote that piece of shit giant ass mother fucking grom skullet as chone masta bugginstein mcveeter skeeting pepper belly chilli choking nigga root ham sand-WITCH, magic castin ass slut balls with some nasty tuna sweat drippin down 'em PARAGRAPH. CHUUUUUU YEAAAAAA BUDDDYYY! IM OUT! PEA SOUP |
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you would
Registered Member #149
Joined: Sun Feb 12 2006, 01:08AM Posts: 2039 |
ummmmm wat?? ^^ Edited Sun Nov 22 2009, 03:43PM |
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Joined: Tue Mar 07 2006, 12:07PMPosts: 3146 |
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Sir
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Joined: Tue Oct 10 2006, 01:13PM Posts: 2628 |
cool story bro. | ||
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Registered Member #465
Joined: Tue Oct 17 2006, 10:00PMPosts: 1295 |
he was prob so zooted. btw guys wats better volcano or fuji vaporizer. | ||
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